We have never had ayurvedic treatment. But when our friend Abhishek told us that we could score super long massages in India for cheap, we were down with it. I mean, you had me at "super long massages", let alone the "FOR CHEAP" part!!! So when we got to Varkala (in Kerala, India, where this treatment is famous) we asked about where to make an appointment. Turns out, because tourist season has ended, many places are closed for the season. Luckily, a few are still open, so we popped into one our driver recommended called Ayur Clinic to ask about making an appointment for the following day. The lady at the desk asked what our medical issues are. Ummm, none really... I mean, like, sometimes I get sore (point to random spot) here, and he gets stiff (point to spot) around here... Turns out ayurvedic is more related to medical treatment/healing than just relaxation massage. But hey, we can roll with that, as long as there is MASSAGE thr...